Sunday, April 17, 2011

Revelation...Women pee on porto pottie toilet seats

So...I have ran a lot of races, and have used a lot of porto potties, and something that I always notice is that a lot of the seats have pee on them.  Up until now, I have always thought that it was because men do not lift up the seat, or don't know how to aim.  But then I started to think, and remembered a comment that a female friend made about "hovering" over the seat, and now I have completely switched my stance.  No man has ever peed on the toilet seat at a road race, and women pee on the seats all of the time...and this is why.
1.  I have always used the urinal, and I assume all men do the same.  There is a 0% change that you pee on a seat if you don't even use the toilette.
2.  Men have years of practice aiming, and unless they are drunk, they would successfully aim at the water.
3.  Hovering exponentially increases the radius of the spray zone, and men do not hover.

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